Bridezillas Meme

A wedding is a ceremony that unites two people in marriage. Usually this is a happy, life-changing event... but sometimes some brides (and grooms) take their "special day" too seriously.

Pick your role!
Bridezilla - It's your special day and nobody's going to ruin it!!! Groomzilla - Brides aren't the only ones who can go nuts. Yeah, gender equality! Spouse - God help you before you're legally bound to this mad(wo)man. In-laws - Is your relative really going to go through with this? Other Family/Friend - Was the bride/groomzilla always like this or did this behavior come out of nowhere? Stranger - Honestly? You just came here for the food. Like hell you'd be friends with these people. Wedding Planner/Photographer/Misc. Staff - You just don't get paid enough for this bullshit, do you? The Dreaded Ex - Who invited you?!

Pick your role!

Bridezilla - It's your special day and nobody's going to ruin it!!!
Groomzilla - Brides aren't the only ones who can go nuts. Yeah, gender equality!
Spouse - God help you before you're legally bound to this mad(wo)man.
In-laws - Is your relative really going to go through with this?
Other Family/Friend - Was the bride/groomzilla always like this or did this behavior come out of nowhere?
Stranger - Honestly? You just came here for the food. Like hell you'd be friends with these people.
Wedding Planner/Photographer/Misc. Staff - You just don't get paid enough for this bullshit, do you?
The Dreaded Ex - Who invited you?!

Pick your scenario!
Utter imperfection - The cake's not the right color, it's fucking beige, not cream! Why isn't my swan ice sculpture big enough?! Everything is going wrong and it's not okay! Something's missing - Why aren't all of my bridemaids here yet? I guess some people don't care about my special day! My wedding, my schedule - I might be 3 hours behind because I'm not ready yet, but all y'all fuckers can deal with it because it's my wedding! Donate to my patreon plz - I used up my wedding budget, help me buy my wedding dress or we're not friends anymore! Also, my bridesmaids gotta wear Louboutins, no exceptions! Last day of the single life - It's my wedding tomorrow, let's throw a bachelor(ette) party! What do you mean you don't care about flower arrangements? - This is possibly the most important part of the wedding, do you not love me??? Social media meltdown - If you're not going to cater to my needs for my wedding, then I'm going to destroy you on social media! Destination wedding - What do you mean you can't afford a trip to The Bahamas for my wedding?! I'm not made of fucking money! Change of plans - What do you mean you have to cancel?! Your problems aren't my problem on my wedding day! Excuse me?! - Somebody's ex came uninvited and they object! Or maybe somebody still has feelings for an ex and the wedding can't go on. Accidents happen - The wedding dress doesn't fit anymore for some reason, or maybe the decorations are falling apart. You can't handle the truth - Somebody's had enough of the bride/groomzilla's shit and they're gonna make their opinion known. Your cheating heart - I can't believe you had strippers at your batchelor(ette) party! You probably banged one of them, didn't you?! TFLN - Drunk/high shenanigans or the aftermath of them! Ragrets will be had indeed. Wildcard option - Anything can happen at a wedding!

Pick your scenario!

Utter imperfection - The cake's not the right color, it's fucking beige, not cream! Why isn't my swan ice sculpture big enough?! Everything is going wrong and it's not okay!
Something's missing - Why aren't all of my bridemaids here yet? I guess some people don't care about my special day!
My wedding, my schedule - I might be 3 hours behind because I'm not ready yet, but all y'all fuckers can deal with it because it's my wedding!
Donate to my patreon plz - I used up my wedding budget, help me buy my wedding dress or we're not friends anymore! Also, my bridesmaids gotta wear Louboutins, no exceptions!
Last day of the single life - It's my wedding tomorrow, let's throw a bachelor(ette) party!
What do you mean you don't care about flower arrangements? - This is possibly the most important part of the wedding, do you not love me???
Social media meltdown - If you're not going to cater to my needs for my wedding, then I'm going to destroy you on social media!
Destination wedding - What do you mean you can't afford a trip to The Bahamas for my wedding?! I'm not made of fucking money!
Change of plans - What do you mean you have to cancel?! Your problems aren't my problem on my wedding day!
Excuse me?! - Somebody's ex came uninvited and they object! Or maybe somebody still has feelings for an ex and the wedding can't go on.
Accidents happen - The wedding dress doesn't fit anymore for some reason, or maybe the decorations are falling apart.
You can't handle the truth - Somebody's had enough of the bride/groomzilla's shit and they're gonna make their opinion known.
Your cheating heart - I can't believe you had strippers at your batchelor(ette) party! You probably banged one of them, didn't you?!
TFLN - Drunk/high shenanigans or the aftermath of them! Ragrets will be had indeed.
Wildcard option - Anything can happen at a wedding!

(Bridezillas is coming back this Friday, fellow Americans with shit taste!)

NOBODY'S GOING TO RUIN MY WEDDING!!!

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